A pair of black news anchors (Kenan Thompson and Ego Nwodim) and a pair of white news anchors (the episode's host and another cast member) play a "game" in which they guess if the person of interest in a news story, usually involving crime, is either black or white.
Devon Walker plays Shelton Holmes, a black traffic reporter who also keeps track of the "score".
Chen Biao
Chen Biao (Bowen Yang) is a Chinese diplomat who guests on Weekend Update to discuss various topics of Chinese/American relations with Michael Che. He has different titles such as "Chinese Trade Representative" or "Chinese Health Minister" depending on the topic. For a Chinese official he's surprisingly casual, flamboyant, and well versed in American culture.
In classic 1950s black and white movies, two sisters try to kill each other in competition for a potential husband but both lose out to a more attractive third option.
"Say, Those Two Don't Seem To Like Each Other" The Admiral (Bennett) is coming to pick a wife. He's much more interested in their "twink" sailor brother (Mulaney.) [8]
Baby Yoda
Kyle Mooney impersonates Baby Yoda, though an adult version who speaks and is very aware of his success.
Baby Yoda stops by Weekend Update to discuss his spiritual awakening.[14]
Sleepover Incident
An embarrassing disaster occurs at a girls' sleepover and Megan (Kate McKinnon) is obviously responsible but denies it. The house is eventually destroyed in a cascading series of problems caused by Megan's attempts to cover up the incident.
